Friday, March 17, 2006


Is anybody else having trouble accessing the blog this morning? Or the Internet generally?

Doesn't it really piss you off? Frustrate you? Make you want to go out an torture innocent strangers for a laugh?

Don't you sometimes, you know, just want to smash your PC with a big effing hammer and then go and live in the jungle?

Wasn't the world a much simpler place when all we had was pen and paper?

Isn't this a complete waste of time as, if the blog can't be read by anyone then to whom is yer actual Keith Telly Topping talking?

Hello.... Is there anyone out there?


hardjackson said...

I can see it, but I expect that's because I'm boss.

Anna B. said...

I was lost and forlorn when I couldn't get to your blog yesterday. Destitute even. But then, I don't have much of a life these days (and yes I know I am months behind in getting "the email" back to you...I blame Solveig).

Ian Abrahams said...

I couldn't see your blog for most of the morning yesterday but my even more unvisited and forlorn page was there for all to ignore!

Keith Topping said...

It was, apparently, a server problem and nothing to with me having, as Ededie Izzard one described "having WIPED THE INTERNET!"

Normal service MAY now be resumed. well, as normal as you're ever likely to get around 'ere...