Tuesday, March 16, 2021

"Is Not My Sorrow Deep, Having No Bottom?"

Welcome you are, dear blog reader, to the latest From The North bloggerisationisms update from the Stately Telly Topping Manor Plague House. Where, due to his long-standing - and much whinged-about - underlying health issues, this blogger remains (despite having had his first vaccination) currently still in 'shielding' mode. And, he will continue to be for another three weeks or so. There may be, as some people who - allegedly - know about such things have claimed, 'light at the end of the tunnel.' But, at the moment it still feels, as Half Man Half Biscuit once, wisely, noted like the light on an oncoming train.
Indeed, at times it seems as though the tunnel with the light at the end of it in question is, in fact, the Book of Revelation's Bottomless Pit. But, hey, what can you do except surrender to the inevitable and contemplate upon the inherently ludicrous nature of humanity, dear blog reader? It's a living, isn't it? 
At least these last few weeks of full-on and proper lockdownerisation and virtually nil human contact - unless one counts the occasional arrivals of the postman and the regular deliveries of takeaways at the Stately Telly Topping Manor Plague House - has given this blogger the chance to catch up on more than a few movies and TV series. Ones which he's either had for a while but hadn't got around to watching yet or, several that he hadn't visited in a while. A pure-dead excellent 'Mike-Nesmith-Being-Happy-on-The-Monkees-title-sequence type situation' if ever there was one.
Thus, dear blog reader, without any further faffing about, here's ...
All Is True. The best thing that Ben Elton has written since around 1989. By a distance. Though, Brannagh's massive fake-konk is, admittedly, a talking-point all of its own.
The Aeronauts. Purchased on download a few months ago almost entirely on the recommendation of From The North favourite Mark Kermode's 5Live review but not, actually, visited in full until last week. Why hadn't this blogger investigated this smashing little movie sooner, dear blog reader? It was this blogger's own fault, clearly, because he'd had the damn thing all along. A smashing Jack Thorne script and beautifully acted by Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne.
Bridge Of Spies. Another one this blogger had owned for ages but had never found the excuse to actually sit down and watch properly. Why? God only knows; it is, after all Spielberg, Hanks, Rylance and Alan Alda amongst others, what's not to love? Minor trivia point: Rylance's character, Rudolf Abel, was a real-life type individual based on a man whose birth-name was William August Fisher and who was born in 1903 in the Benwell area in the West End of Newcastle. About but three miles away from the Stately Telly Topping Manor Plague House and, just a few streets away from where this blogger's own maternal grandfather, Andrew Lamb, was growing up at the same time in Elswick. Just thought this blogger would mention it.
T2: Trainspotting. 'You ruined my fuckin' life, Mark. You ruined it! Now you're ruining my fuckin' death, too! Thanks a lot, amigo.' Ah, it's always good to catch up with old fiends.
Heaven's Gate. A movie so good, so utterly perfect, that it sank the studio which made it! That takes some doing. Michael Cimino's masterpiece - despite many critics trying to convince you to the contrary.
The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. 'An epic film that's part literary treatise, part mournful ballad and completely a portrait of our world, as seen in a distant mirror,' as one critic described it. A movie of terrifying beauty which convinced me Brad Pitt actually was a proper actor.
London Boulevard. A strangely affecting (if, occasionally affected) movie featuring a great performance by From The North favourite Keira Knightley and a great supporting cast of superb British character actors giving it The Works.
How To Build A Girl. Another one that was bought almost entirely on the recommendation of From The North favourite yer man Kermode despite this blogger's long-standing love of the work of author Caitlin Moran and director Coky Giedroyc. A really lovely little movie in spite of Beanie Feldstein's somewhat 'approximate' Wolverhampton accent. And, any movie featuring Paddy Considine is worth a few moments of everyone's time. Except for Funny Cow, which should've been good given the cast it had but, oddly, wasn't.
Little Joe. And, yet another one stumbled across almost by accident due to yer man Kermode giving it a big thumbs up and viewed for the first time over last weekend. An odd, disquieting, tensely sinister little piece with great acting, particularly Emily Beecham who is properly great in this.
Låt Den Rätte Komma In. Reviewed for BBC local radio by this blogger back in 2009 (this blogger's first such gig). And, indeed, on this very blog (for a couple of years it was constantly referred to by many folks around the station as 'that scary Swedish film Keith Telly Topping liked so much'). 'It's more in the Near Dark or Leptirica school of bloodsucking despite its Byronesque central theme of doomed passion,' this blogger concluded more than a decade ago. Which has the bonus of still being true. 'Let's just hope the Americans don't screw this one up as badly as they did Ju-on: The Grudge.' Of course, the Americans did with the piss-poor and pointless Matt Reeves remake Let Me In. That's Americans for you, dear blog reader, always screwing things up and making a total mess of everything they get grubby their hands on. 
Scanners. Cronenberg's finest one hundred and nineteen minutes. Bar none.
Theatre Of Blood. 'Only Lionheart would have the temerity to rewrite Shakespeare!'
Pan's Labyrinth. 'A long time ago, in the Underground Realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of The Human World ...' Watched for the first time in about five years last Friday. Still a wonderful experience. Though still weird-as-a-plate-of-jelly too, let it be noted. But, nevertheless, this blogger thought in 2007 and still thinks now it was/is great. 'I am Princess Moanna, And I am not afraid of you.'
Six Minutes To Midnight. Because it's Eddie and Eddie is The Bollocks.
The Sopranos. The perfect box-set to sit down with over three or four days if you're feeling stressed. Because nothing takes you away from the misery of shielding than massive violence on a grand scale.
Game Of Thrones. The perfect box-set to sit down with over three or four days if you're feeling stressed, part the second. Because nothing takes you away from the misery of shielding than massive violence on a grand - almost Shakespearian - scale. And with dragons, obviously.
The Likely Lads. As necessary, at the back end of a week like last week, as a warm mug of cocoa, a chocolate biscuit and a hug on a cold, miserable and depressingly awful day like what this blogger has experienced more than a few of lately. 'In the chocolate box of life,the top layer's already gone. And someone's pinched the Orange Crème from the bottom!'
American Gods. The most recent episode, The Rapture Of Burning felt like a significant changing of gears on several plot fronts but was, ultimately, most notable for one reason. The best example of good, hard, old-fashioned, eye-watering, bigot-baiting sodomy seen on prime time telly since, ooh, the last time America Gods indulged in this sort of thing a couple of series back. Good for them. 
The BBC unveiled a new image of Doctor Who leads - and From The North favourites - Jodie Whittaker and Mandip Gill to mark International Women’s Day on 8 March. The photo was released to 'celebrate the creative and talented women on and off-screen who are inspiring the next generation of fans.' And, cos it was a really nice thing to do. Following the departure of That There Bradley Walsh and Tosin Cole in the acclaimed New Year's Day special Revolution Of The Daleks, The Doctor and Yaz will be joined by big-toothed Scouse-type individual John Bishop as new companion, Dan, when Doctor Who returns for its thirteenth series later this year. The series is now filming in Cardiff, but will span eight episodes - three less than usual - in a move which allows the show to stick to its usual production cycle despite complicated new health and safety guidelines, new 'normals', locerdownerisations and all that malarkey.
The BBC's Irish-noir crime drama Bloodlands, which stars James Nesbitt, is to return for a second series. The first series concluded on Sunday night after launching last month with an average of 8.2 million viewers. The BBC said that the audience share of the premiere episode in Northern Ireland made it the broadcaster's biggest ever drama launch locally. Nesbitt said that he was 'thrilled' to be returning for a second series, so he was. 'I'm always happy to be back in Northern Ireland and to reveal even more about Tom Brannick,' said Nesbitt. It will again be filmed in Belfast and surrounding areas, including Strangford Lough in County Down. Chris Brandon, who wrote the drama, said he was 'absolutely delighted that Tom Brannick's story will continue.' Richard Williams, the chief executive of Northern Ireland Screen, added: 'It gives us a great sense of pride to see millions of viewers across the UK tune into a drama not just made, but set in Northern Ireland.'
From The North favourite Doom Patrol has found its Madame Rouge in good old mad-as-toast Missy her very self, Michelle Gomez. The actress, who also appeared as Madame Satan in Netflix's Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina, will join Doom Patrol for its forthcoming third series. She will appear as the DC Universe's complicated and electrifying eccentric, who arrives at Doom Manor with a very specific mission ... if only she could remember what it is. Keith Telly Topping likes this news. Muchly.
Principal photography has begun on the much-anticipated premiere series of the latest part of the Star Trek franchise, Strange New Worlds, according to Variety. This latest spin-off will follow the adventures of Captain Christopher Pike (Anson Mount), Mister Spock (Ethan Peck) and Number One (Rebecca Romijn) on board the USS Enterprise and is set, in essence, as a direct prequel to the original 1960s Star Trek series, the characters having been a major part of the - much loved - second series of Star Trek: Discovery.
A major star - and From The North favourite - has joined the cast of Netflix's forthcoming Sandman series. During a recent interview, national treasure Stephen Fry appeared to suggest he has been cast as Fiddler's Green in the upcoming drama. The actor was interviewed during a break in the test cricket coverage on Channel Four. During the interview, he revealed that he is set to play 'an Edwardian writer figure called Gilbert.' As fans of Neil Gaiman's ground-breaking comic series will know, this is an alternate name of Fiddler's Green, a sentient part of The Dreaming. Created by Gaiman, Mike Dringenberg and Malcolm Jones, Fiddler's Green first appeared in 1989's Sandman issue ten. The character is actually an area of The Dreaming with its own consciousness that likes to take on human form and go wandering. Gilbert played a major role in the series most well-remembered plotline, The Doll's House (issues nine to sixteen and a particular favourite of this blogger) serving as an ally to Morpheus and Rose Walker. As previous announced, The Sandman was given an eleven episode order from Warner Bros and Netflix in 2019. Gaiman is set to executive produce with David S Goyer and writer/showrunner Allan Heinberg. Production on the series was delayed due to this bloody pandemic, though this gave the creative team time to refine the scripts. Thankfully, production on the highly anticipated series is now finally underway. The series will also feature Tom Sturridge as Morpheus, Charles Dance as Roderick Burgess, Gwendoline Christie as Lucifer Morningstar, Vivienne Acheampong as Lucienne The Librarian, Boyd Holbrook as The Corinthian, Asim Chaudhry as Abel and Sanjeev Bhaskar as Cain. There remains no word as yet on who will be playing Morpheus's sister, Death.
The From The North headline of the week award goes to the Gruniad Morning Star and their reporting on the aftermath of what shall from now on be known as The Disgrace Of Clapham Common and the pressure currently being - rightly - heaped on the less-than-broad shoulders of Met Commissioner and walking catastrophic disaster area, Cressida Dick. Defiant Met Chief Refuses To Quit & Hits Out At 'Armchair' Critics. This, of course, being the self-same Cressida Dick who was, longer-term dear blog readers may remember, so keen to cast herself in the role of 'armchair TV critic' when expressing her considerable ire upon the acclaimed BBC police drama Line Of Duty. Which, of course, brought a particularly brilliant response from the drama's author, Jed Mercurio: 'My inspiration for writing Line Of Duty was The Met Police shooting an innocent man and their dishonesty in the aftermath. So thanks to Cressida Dick for reminding me of our [previous] connection.' Dick by name, dear blog reader. And Dick by nature.
A close runner-up in the From The North headline of the week award goes to the Daily Lies from their tremendous Tik Tok Star Admits To Spanking Eighty-Year-Old 'Sugar Daddy' To Get Free Boob Job, an 'exclusive' story about 'busty blonde' Hannah Loran who 'shared secrets of her life as a self-confessed bimbo' to her Tik Tok account (it's a thing, apparently) where she 'boasts over one hundred thousand followers' encouraging them to 'scam sugar daddies.' One suspects that the main reason the Lies 'exclusive' is an exclusive is no other newspapers was desperate enough to publish such diarrhoea.
'Legend' - like 'genius' - is a word thrown around all too often these days to describe the merely popular. But it is a completely appropriate description of the late Murray Walker. The Formula 1 broadcaster, who died on Saturday at the age of ninety seven, was genuinely loved by millions across the world for his high-energy motorsport commentary style, peppered with amusing mistakes and malapropisms ('there's nothing wrong with the car ... except it's on fire!' et al). The errors were what made him famous, but it was his natural warmth and effervescent enthusiasm for his sport that led the audience to find charming what in almost any other broadcaster might have been an annoying trait. In describing Walker's commentary style, the late smug git Clive James hit the nail on the head: 'In his quieter moments, he sounds like his trousers are on fire.' Murray was one of the very few public figures who was taken to heart to the extent that he was nearly always referred to by his first name, rather than his second. And it was always spoken with affection. Malapropisms and mis-speaking notwithstanding, Walker was a quite brilliant practitioner of his craft. He might, as he put it himself, have 'come over as a slightly over-the-top enthusiast - it is a very exciting sport after all.' But, in fact the impression that he was making things up as he went along could not have been further from the truth. He worked hard at his preparation and was a commentator of consummate skill - perfectly able to judge what was required in the moments of extreme emotion that peppered his time in F1. His mouth may well have tended to be a couple of steps ahead of his brain in times of extreme excitement, but when it really mattered he could be relied upon to come up with the perfect response to a situation unfolding in front of his eyes, whether by instinct or good judgement. So his high-pitched waterfall of words in Adelaide in 1986 - 'And look at that ... That's Mansell!' - exquisitely expressed the shock being simultaneously experienced by millions of TV viewers back in the UK as they watched the Williams driver's world title hopes explode along with his punctured tyre. But, so also was Walker able to expertly shift tone upon swiftly recognising the seriousness of the horrific crash which killed Ayrton Senna at Imola in 1994. Walker's working life wasn't restricted to only broadcasting; after leaving school he fought in World War II and had a successful career in advertising alongside his commentary with the BBC. He was a modest man, but at times his natural gift and instinct persuaded him, correctly, that he should bring himself into the equation. This he did, wonderfully, in Japan in 1996, when Damon Hill crossed the line finally to win his world championship after three drama-filled years of trying and Murray said: 'I've got to stop because I've got a lump in my throat.' Murray's secret was that he was genuinely in love with the sport - and those in it - and he never lost the child-like joy he felt at being able to commentate on it. 
    Born Graeme Murray Walker in October 1923, after leaving Highgate School he fought in World War II as a ary Captain and tank commander, a role which saw him take part in the brutal Battle of the Reichswald in 1945. He initially developed a love for motorsport through his father Graham, who was a world-class motorcycle racer in the Twenties and Thirties and whose successes included winning the Isle of Man TT. Murray briefly raced motorbikes himself before recognising that his talents lay elsewhere and, instead, followed his father into commentary too, initially alongside him at the TT. He commentated on his first Grand Prix for the BBC at Silverstone in 1949 and continued to work on all forms of motorsport for both the BBC and ITV over the next three decades while pursuing a full-time and highly successful career in advertising. His company invented the famous slogan, 'A Mars a day helps you work rest and play,' although Murray insisted that he has been wrongly credited with coming up with the line himself. He did however admit to creating with an equally famous jingle: 'Opal Fruits - made to make your mouth water' - among others. He did not become a full-time F1 commentator until 1978 - and even then, he initially dove-tailed it with his advertising career - but over the next twenty three years he was to make the role his own in a way perhaps no other commentator on any other sport has. Through the 1980s and into the early 1990s, Walker struck up a popular and extremely effective double-act with the former Grand Prix world champion the late James Hunt. They were very different characters and initially Walker disapproved of both Hunt's approach to broadcasting and his lifestyle. He once famously told viewers that Hunt had 'popped out of the commentary box to have a look at the back of the circuit,' when in fact James was outside smoking a joint, a practice of which Walker most definitely did not approve. And, Walker once told a journalist that he resolutely refused to let Hunt see his laboriously researched commentary notes because he did not see why 'the lazy bugger should benefit from all my hard work.' But whether through the difficult early days of their relationship or later, when they developed a huge mutual respect and became close friends, their partnership was always a brilliantly successful mix of Walker's wide-eyed enthusiasm and Hunt's languid and eloquent determination to say exactly what he thought. Walker's public persona was part of his charm. He came across as someone who refused to see any negatives about the sport he loved and who certainly would not voice them professionally. In private, he was equally charming and likeable - but unsurprisingly different. An intelligent and perceptive man and far more cerebral and considered than his public suggested, he was well aware of some of the darker sides of the sport. He also had a well developed and dry sense of humour. On one particularly dreary, damp and cold afternoon at Germany's Nurburgring, gazing out of the window at the blanket of grey covering the Eifel forests he told a colleague: 'I can remember driving across there in a tank!' 
    As well as F1, Murray also regularly commentated on other motorsport for the BBC, most notably his beloved motor biking; his most memorable moment coming at the 1979 Silverstone 500CC Grand Prix as his friend Barry Sheene took the lead from Kenny Roberts and casually turned around and flicked the V's at his American rival. Murray's 'And, look at that! Barry Sheene with absolute effrontery not only looks over his shoulder but takes his left clutch hand off the handlebar and waves to Kenny Roberts!' has, rightly, gone down in history as one of the great moments of commentary. In fact, as Murray memorably confessed during an interview on Jeremy Clarkson's short-lived BBC chat show in 2000, he's always rather fancied commentating on something more sedate, like snooker! Murray carried on commentating with the BBC until 1996, alongside Jonathan Palmer following Hunt's untimely death in 1993 and then, when the corporation lost the rights, on ITV alongside Martin Brundle, until finally calling it at a day in 2001, just short of his seventy eighth birthday. To the end, his commentaries were as strong as ever and the F1 world - even those from outside the UK who had rarely heard his work - was sorry to see him go, while accepting that it was better to do it before the quality tailed off. On his retirement, Walker and his doting and doted-upon wife, Elizabeth - whom he had married in 1959 - moved from North London to a thirteen-acre patch of the New Forest, deer, ponies and tinkling trout stream included. Among the mementoes and trophies that littered his office den and alongside fondly displayed pictures of his late father in his champion's leathers, was a striking, specially commissioned oil painting of a vintage thirties car at top lick, his hero Tazio Nuvolari in action. 'Tazio Nuvolari was the very best of all,' he once said. 'I was fourteen when dad took me to see him at Donington in 1938. He drove an Auto Union. It changed my life, I think, to watch as he smilingly slalomed into and out of every corner, all arms and elbows and hair-raising four-wheel drifts, all opposite-lock and showers of shale and cinders. Tazio was the man a whole generation queued up all night to watch, unquestionably the greatest driver of them all for me.' After he ended his regular Formula One commentaries, Walker continued to appear on television for a number of years afterwards, mainly on magazine programmes but occasionally commentating on less high-profile motorsport events. Acknowledging the partial deafness he had developed over the years, in 2006 he became an ambassador for the David Ormerod Hearing Centres and campaigned to help people understand the importance of frequent hearing tests. Murray was a hugely popular character within F1 and even after his retirement was greeted with respect and reverence by current stars such as Lewis Hamilton, Jenson Button and Fernando Alonso, whose careers in some cases he had not even covered. His inherent modesty, though, meant that he was always surprised and genuinely touched by any recognition afforded him - never more so than at the 1996 British Grand Prix, when he was persuaded to go on the pre-race drivers' parade around the track and was celebrated with more cheers from the crowd than any of the drivers, to whom Walker looked up to with admiration. Even into his eighties, he was making occasional appearances in BBC F1 programmes, in Monaco or at Silverstone and in a brief spell in the commentary box at the 2011 British Grand Prix, he proved that the ability to find a choice phrase had not deserted him. Sports commentary has moved on to the point where the mistakes which made Murray famous would probably not be tolerated any longer. Equally, it's hard to imagine any commentator who, while making them, could fill his audience with such joy and pass on so effectively his own consuming passion for what he was talking about.
It is hard to over-estimate the impact of Marvellous Marvin Hagler in boxing history. When Halger became world middleweight champion in September 1980, the career of Muhammad Ali was fizzling out and concerns were widespread as to who would replace The Greatest as boxing's flag bearer in terms of global appeal. Enter the Four Kings. Hagler was joined by Sugar Ray Leonard, Tommy Hearns and Roberto Duran in creating a decade of memories, with no need to listen to ballads about the best never fighting the best. The first of the quartet to die, Hagler was revered as a blue-collar champion, a working class hero and the fighters' fighter. From the greats to the ordinary, the reaction online to his death has amounted to a tidal wave of shock and respect. He was unconventional as a right-handed southpaw. Generally, but not always, fighters lead with their weaker hand, allowing for an increase in power driven through the body from the feet up into the (usually stronger) back-hand. He would switch freely from southpaw to orthodox, seemingly carrying equal power in each hand; he was effective in attacking to the body as well as the head, blessed with sweet timing and a rock-hard chin. At times, even against the very best, he seemed to own more of the ring than his opponent. Alan Minter, the man Hagler dethroned to take the undisputed middleweight crown on a volatile night at Wembley Arena four decades ago, once said that he had watched Hagler hitting a punchbag in training and noticed how the American turned his fist at the point of contact, generating a sound close to a screech which stood out from the clanging of the chains. On the night, Minter succumbed in three rounds, his face bloodied as though Hagler's gloves were adorned with razor blades. Another Briton, Leicester's Tony Sibson, suffered a similar defeat in Hagler's sixth title defence three years later. Sibson lasted six rounds but caught Hagler on a night when the champion chose to display the bulk of his repertoire, the accuracy and delivery of the punches all part of a masterclass. Of Hagler's thirteen world title defences, only two went the distance. His three-round explosion against Tommy The Hit Man Hearns in April 1985 takes some shifting as the choice of a fight to take on DVD to a desert island. The first round might never be equalled for sheer ferocity. The points reverse against Sugar Ray Leonard at the same Caesars Palace Arena in Vegas two years later ranks as one of the most hotly-contested decisions of all time. Hagler finished two rounds up on one card, Leonard the winner by two rounds and eight rounds on the others. Those who disagreed would fill many a stadium. In Leonard's camp, the great trainer Angelo Dundee had noticed 'a Hagler flaw' and revealed the thinking in his autobiography I Only Talk Winning: '[Hagler] needed two steps to get off with his punches.' Leonard read so much of what Hagler intended to throw. Some argue that Leonard created an illusion of control based on dancing, others that Hagler did not deserve reward for often connecting only with thin air. The nights weren't always so glossy for Hagler. He engaged in scraps at The Spectrum in Philadelphia which became known as 'The Philly Wars', losing on points to Bobby Boogaloo Watts and Willie The Worm Monroe in 1976. He would avenge the setbacks before lifting the world title and the value of those experiences proved to be important blocks in the building of the colossus. In his inestimable chronicle Four Kings, boxing writer George Kimball recounted the story of why Hagler chose to turn professional after winning the national amateur championship in Boston, rather than wait for a tilt at Olympics glory in Montreal three years later. 'You can't take a trophy and turn it into a bag of groceries,' was Hagler's philosophy. Kimball noted how Hagler earned forty dollars for his professional debut. The everyman story endeared him to many. 
    Hagler was born in the poorest area of Newark, New Jersey, where he lived with his brother, Robbie, who also became a professional boxer and four sisters. His father, Robert Sims, had walked out on the family, leaving his mother, Ida Mae Hagler, to raise the children. Caught up in the terrifying race riots that left twenty six dead in Newark in 1967 and their tenement home all but destroyed, the Haglers relocated to Brockton, Massachusetts, where Marvin soon developed a love for boxing. He told how he had walked into a gym run by Pat and Goody Petronelli in 1969, after being roughed up on the street by a local tough. His mission was to learn to fight and soon his aptitude was clear as he won the amateur national title in 1973. Learning the hard way, taking fights against tough opponents for small financial reward, Hagler became something of an avoided man. As a southpaw he had an awkward style as well as a freakish ability to take punches without them having any discernible effect. Hagler started winning after those early setbacks, two victories over the highly-rated Kevin Finnegan and another over the big punching Philadelphia favourite Bad Bennie Briscoe, earned him a contract with Bob Arum, the top Vegas-based promoter. His first challenge for a world title was in 1979 against the New York-based Italian Vito Antuofermo, which he believed he won but was given a divided decision draw. His next chance came the following year against Minter. A hostile atmosphere had been stoked by Minter, by then the champion, saying that he would never lose his title to a black man. He was wrong. Minter was given a savage beating. The referee Carlos Berrocal halted the contest in the third round with Minter horribly cut around both eyes. Fleeing the ring, Hagler had to be shielded by his corner team from a hail of bottles and glasses on one of British boxing's most shameful nights. He went on to successfully defend the title twelve times through one of the great eras for boxing and, more especially, the middleweight division. Among the defences were epic wins against the Panamanian Roberto Durán, the feared Ugandan puncher John Mugabi and Sibson. But his run of success came to an end in 1987, against Leonard. Hagler never accepted that he had lost the fight and he never returned to the ring. His first marriage, to Bertha, with whom he had five children - Charelle, Celeste, James, Marvin Junior and Gentry - ended in 1990. He married again in 2000, to Kay Guarrera and they kept homes in Milan, where he had some success working in Italian films and in New Hampshire. Hagler had become irritated that ring announcers were not introducing him to the crowd using his nickname, so he officially changed his name in 1982. Although the Marvellous one was asked to return to the ring, amid much speculation that there would be a money-spinning rematch with Leonard, his retirement proved to be permanent. Not given to colourful pre-fight hyperbole, he preferred to speak though his performances. Perhaps, to quote another of his famous observations about earning millions of dollars after being born into abject poverty, life had become 'too comfortable. It's difficult to get up to do roadwork at five in the morning when you are sleeping in silk pyjamas.'
The horror filmmaker Norman J Warren has been remembered as a 'ground-breaking director' and a 'gentle, kind, sweet chap' after his recent death at the age of seventy eight. The director was best known for 1970s horror movies such as Satan's Slave, Prey and Terror, as well as the 1980s works Inseminoid and Bloody New Year. Along with the films of Pete Walker, Warren's movies are sometimes dubbed 'the New Wave of British horror', on the basis that they upped the ante in terms of sexual explicitness and gore from that of the Hammer, Amicus and Tigon productions which dominated the genre in UK cinema up to the early 1970s. Warren's manager Thomas Bowington told the Press Association that Norman died in the early hours of Thursday morning from natural causes, after a year of ill-health. Bowington said: 'He was a ground-breaking director in the seventies and eighties, after so many films had been in a period setting, he put horror in a more modern setting. He was the biggest film lover I ever met, he loved films and was so helpful to young filmmakers. He was always happy, always laughing, always kind. Considering some of his films were quite savage, a gentler, kinder, sweet chap you couldn't find. He was like everyone's best friend.' Warren stopped making feature films in the 1980s and turned his attention to documentaries and educational films, including some for the BBC. Bowington said that Warren was popular with children because of his 'lovely, easy-going nature.' He also made short films, including the silent Fragment, with his frequent collaborator, the composer John Scott and worked frequently with the screenwriter David McGillivray, who said: 'Norman Warren was my best friend in the entertainment business. We met in 1967 when he was making his first feature My Private Hell. He was the youngest director of "sexploitation" films in the sixties and went on to try other genres. Subsequently his early films have become cult successes. He liked nothing more than to attend festivals and conventions and talk to fans and young filmmakers.' An avid film fan from childhood, Warren entered the industry as a runner on Anthony Asquith's The Millionairess (1960) and as an assistant director (on, for example, 1962's The Dock Brief) before directing Fragment in 1965. Calcutta-born Bachoo Sen, the owner of the Astral Cinema in Brewer Street saw Fragment and subsequently hired Warren to direct two feature-length sex movies, Her Private Hell (1968) and Loving Feeling (1969). Both were financial successes, but Warren saw little of the profits. Not wanting to be typecast as a director purely of sex films, Warren turned down a third offer from Sen (for 1970's Love Is A Splendid Illusion) and had to wait several years to raise the money required to make Satan's Slave (1976), the first of a series of impressively visceral horror films that he directed. Warren's final two movies, Bloody New Year and Gunpowder (both 1987), were hampered by low budgets imposed by their producer, Maxine Julius. Although Warren did not release a feature between 1987 and 2016, he continued to work, directing music videos and educational shorts such as Person To Person, a BBC production designed for students of English. His horror films developed a cult following, culminating in the making of Evil Heritage, a 1999 documentary about his work and the release of a highly-regarded DVD box-set in 2004. In 2007, Warren worked on the supplementary features for the DVD releases of Corridors Of Blood (1958), The Haunted Strangler (1958) and First Man Into Space (1959). He was a regular guest at Manchester's Festival of Fantastic Films. In 2016, Warren announced that he was in post-production on a new feature film, a thriller set in London's Chinatown. The completion of Susu was confirmed at Birmingham FearFest in May 2017, at which Warren was a guest of honour. 'Filmmaking for me is like a powerful drug, for no matter how difficult a production is, when it's over I can't wait to start the process all over again,' Norman once noted. 'The horror genre allows you to explore situations and emotions which would not be possible with a drama set in the world of reality.'
Yaphet Kotto, best known for playing the villainous villain Doctor Kananga (and his alter-ego Mister Big) in the 1973 James Bond movie and From The North favourite Live & Let Die, has died at the age of eighty one. The deliverer of one of this blogger's favourite ever pieces of movie dialogue ('Names is for tombstones, baby. Y'all take this honky out an' waste him!') the actor also played a crew member in Ridley Scott's 1979 SF classic Alien. Kotto's other film credits included the action thriller The Running Man, alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger. He received an EMMY nomination for playing former Ugandan President Idi Amin in the 1977 TV movie Raid On Entebbe. His TV career included roles in The A-Team and Law & Order and one of Kotto's best-known roles, as Lieutenant Al Giardello in seven series of Homicide: Life On The Street on which he also worked as a scriptwriter. He died on Monday in the Philippines, his wife Sinahon Thessa said on Facebook. 'You played a villain on some of your movies but, for me, you're a real hero and to a lot of people also,' she wrote. 'A good man, a good father, a good husband and a decent human being, very rare to find. One of the best actors in Hollywood, a Legend.' 
     Kotto was born in New York to a Cameroonian immigrant father and a US Army nurse and began to study acting at the age of sixteen. Kotto said that he was inspired to go into acting by watching Marlon Brando in On The Waterfront and, later, by Sidney Poitier in The Defiant Ones: 'Standing right there on the screen was this tall black man and I said to myself, "I could be like him."' At nineteen, he made his professional theatre debut in Othello and, later, performed on Broadway in The Great White Hope taking over the lead role of the boxer Jack Jefferson from James Earl Jones. His first film projects included Nothing But A Man in 1964 and a small role as one of the bank robbers in The Thomas Crown Affair (1968). Having proved his ability, Kotto was then handed his first lead role in the home invasion satire-thriller Bone by Larry Cohen. Kotto played a robber who was mistaken for a handyman by a married couple and who was then enlisted by the wife to kill her husband. Kotto drew plaudits for his role as the first black Bond villain, Kananga - an evil Caribbean diplomat masquerading as a New York drug lord - in Live & Let Die, starring Roger Moore and featuring one of the best scripts of the series, by the late Tom Mankiewicz. Kotto then had parts in 1974's Truck Turner opposite Isaac Hayes and 1978's Blue Collar. In Alien, he took the role of the space ship's engineer Dennis Parker. Following that film's success, Kotto reportedly turned down the role of Lando Calrissian in the Star Wars sequel The Empire Strikes Back because he was wary of becoming typecast. 'I wanted to get back down on Earth,' he said in an interview. 'I was afraid that if I did another space film after having done Alien, then I'd be typed. Once you get one of those big blockbuster hits, you better have some other big blockbuster hits to go with it too and be Harrison Ford, because if you don't you place yourself right out of the business.' He also claimed that he turned down the role of Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation. 'I should have done that, but I walked away,' he admitted in 2015. 'When you're making movies, you'd tend to say "no" to TV. It's like when you're in college and someone asks you to the high school dance. You say no.' Kotto went on to play a supporting role as Richard Dickie Coombes in Brubaker in 1980. His other film credits included William Wyler's The Liberation of LB Jones (1970), Bill Cosby's Man & Boy (1971), Across One Hundred & Tenth Street (1972; reportedly the role which won him the Bond gig), Report To The Commissioner (1975), The Star Chamber (1983), Warning Sign (1985), Eye Of The Tiger (1986) and Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991). Kotto's TV roles included appearances in For Love & Honor [sic], Murder She Wrote and Death Valley Days. Most recently, he reprised his role as Giardello in Homicide: The Movie in 2000 and voiced his Alien character in the Alien: Isolation video game. In 1999, he published his autobiography The Royalty: A Spiritual Awakening, in which he claimed that his father, Avraham, was descended from a Cameroonian royal clan and, also, from Edward VII. Kotto is survived by six children and had been married three times, to Rita Dittman, Toni Pettyjohn and Sinahon, who he married in 1998.
Henry Darrow, the prolific TV actor from the 1950s through the early 2000s who found his breakthrough success as the larconic Manolito Montoya, son of a wealthy Mexican ranch owner on NBC's Western The High Chaparral, on died Sunday at his home in Wilmington. He was eighty seven. His death was announced on Facebook by his former publicist Michael Druxman. In addition to The High Chaparral, Darrow is best remembered by daytime viewers for his EMMY-winning role in NBC's sopa Santa Barbara. Already a familiar presence on television by the mid-1960s through appearances on series including Wagon Train, Stoney Burke, Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea and The Wild Wild West, Darrow scored his signature role on The High Chaparral opposite Leif Erickson, who played a wealthy Arizona ranch owner Big John Cannon in the 1870s married to the Mexican daughter of a rival rancher. Darrow played the bride's brother who joins his sister (the late Linda Cristal) on The High Chaparral ranch. The regular cast of the popular series also included Cameron Mitchell as Cannon's brother, Buck and Mark Slade as Blue. Making its debut on American television in September 1967, it lasted four series (ninety eight episodes) and was screened around the world - it was particularly popular in the UK where it was a BBC2 staple for several years. 
     Born Enrique Tomás Delgado Jr in New York, Darrow returned with his family to Puerto Rico in his teens, later moving to California to study acting at The Pasadena Playhouse. Despite his numerous appearances on television in the early 1960s, Darrow's role on The High Chaparral was prompted by the actor's stage role in Ray Bradbury's The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit, co-starring F Murray Abraham. Bonanza producer David Dortort watched a performance of the play and cast Darrow in his new project, The High Chaparral on the strength of this. After Chaparral, Darrow went on to roles in The New Dick Van Dyke Show and Harry O, on which he played detective Manny Quinlan in the first series. He appeared regularly on episodic TV throughout the next several decades, including primetime appearances on the likes of Mission: Impossible, Hawaii Five-O, The Mod Squad, Kung Fu, Kojak, The Invisible Man, McMillan & Wife, The Streets Of San Francisco, The Six Million Dollar Man, Wonder Woman, Centennial, The Waltons, The Incredible Hulk, Quincy, Benson, Hart To Hart, TJ Hooker, Dallas, The Golden Girls, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager and One Tree Hill, among many others. Darrow began a long association with the character Zorro in 1981, voicing the title role in the CBS animated series The New Adventures Of Zorro. Darrow published his memoir, Henry Darrow: Lightning In The Bottle, in 2012, the same year he received a Lifetime Achievement recognition at the American Latino Media Arts Awards. Making his big-screen debut in the 1959 comedy Holiday For Lovers, Darrow appeared in films such as The Hitcher, Summer & Smoke, The Glass Cage, St Helens, Runaway Jury, Walk Proud and Soda Springs. Darrow co-founded the Screen Actors Guild Ethnic Minority Committee in 1972 alongside Ricardo Montalbán, Edith Diaz and Carmen Zapata and was a founder of Nosostros. Darrow married his first wife, Louise DePuy, in 1956 when they were both working at The Pasadena Playhouse. They had two children, Denise and Tom who survive him along with is second wife, Lauren whom he married in 1992.
Cabinet ministers and senior officials have snitched to the BBC that the government should have brought in tougher restrictions in the early autumn to tackle the "inevitable" second wave of coronavirus. As, indeed, anyone with half a brain in their skull could have told them at the time and, indeed, many did. In the run up to the anniversary of the lockdown, BBC News has spoken, off the record, to more than twenty senior politicians, officials and former officials about the key moments of the last twelve months. The investigation reportedly revealed 'significant frustration' in government about Boris Johnson's unwillingness to tighten restrictions in September, as pandemic cases again began to rise. One senior minister grassed that the government 'should have locked down more severely in the autumn,' while another alleged that it had been 'totally ridiculous' to be arguing about whether people should return to the office when there was inevitably going to be a second wave. And, one allegedly 'senior figure' alleged snitched like a filthy stinkin' Copper's Nark: 'The biggest mistake was the rush of blood of to the head in the summer ... There was a sense of denial about the second wave.' A - tragically nameless - former official added: 'We kept repeating the same mistakes over and over again, despite the masses of evidence that kept coming up. We lost an awful lot of time and that led to more cases and more deaths.' No shit? What a pity these individuals didn't have enough courage to actually come out and say all this publicly and without promises of anonymity. Cowards. The Health Secretary, odious oily twonk Matt Hancock defended the decisions taken - and, to paraphrase Mandy Rice Davies, 'well, he would, wouldn't he?' - claiming that the government had 'listened to all the evidence all the way through.' One or two people even believed him. But, he added: 'You have to balance all the different considerations. It's only at the prime minister's desk that all these different considerations come together. I'm responsible for the health aspects and then the huge economic response the chancellor is responsible for.' The BBC also revealed that Boris Johnson had been briefed by officials ahead of a press conference on 3 March 2020 - right at the beginning of the pandemic - to discourage people from shaking hands with each other. Instead, when he took to the lectern, the PM boasted he 'shook hands with everybody' during recent a hospital visit. A spokesman for Downing Street claimed: 'The Prime Minister was very clear at the time he was taking a number of precautionary steps, including frequently washing his hands. Once the social distancing advice changed, the Prime Minister's approach changed.' Johnson reportedly 'realised the gravity of the situation' at a meeting of Downing Street staff on 14 March 2020. Data experts told the Prime Minister that the government's forecasts of how the disease was spreading were wrong and that without an acceleration of the plans to control the pandemic, the NHS would be overwhelmed. He was also warned that restrictions could be needed for as long as eighteen months.
In some really sad news, the chocolate maker Thorntons has said that none of its stores will reopen after coronavirus lockdowns are lifted. The decision to close its sixty one shops - including a couple regularly frequented by this blogger - will put more than six hundred jobs at risk. The company said it had been badly hit by the pandemic, which forced its stores to shut their doors during the crucial Christmas and Easter holidays. 'The obstacles we have faced and will continue to face on the High Street are too severe,' said Thorntons retail director Adam Goddard. 'Despite our best efforts we have taken the difficult decision to permanently close our retail store estate.' Thorntons said that it had spent forty five million knicker transforming the business with changes to the way stores operate and the introduction of new cafes but its plans had been thrown off course by the pandemic. The company, which was founded in Sheffield in 1911, said it would continue to sell its chocolate online and try to sell more through supermarkets. Since the beginning of the crisis, sales through its website have increased by more than seventy per cent compared to the previous year, it said. It will also try to expand the range of products made at its factory in Alfreton, Derbyshire and increase international sales.
Key city centre streets could be pedestrianised and a major shopping mall overhauled as part of a fifty million smackers plan to 'remodel' Newcastle. Grey Street and Blackett Street would see traffic banned as part of the city council's proposals. The authority will also conduct an 'urgent' review of Eldon Square shopping centre to tackle an increase in the number of empty properties therein (and, given that Thornton's aren't reopening, there are now going to be two more empty gaffs therein). It said the city must 'adapt' to a rise in online shopping and climate worries. Paving and seating would see Grey Street become a 'hub for cultural events' (which it is anyway since it's got the Theatre Royal on it) and the 'primary pedestrian route between the city centre and Quayside' the council said. Plans to remove vehicles from Blackett Street have previously been opposed by transport firms as it is used by a number of bus services. Including all of the ones used by this blogger. Under the plans empty shops in Eldon Square would be available for 'cultural activities and exhibitions.' Council leader Nick Forbes said that city centres were 'changing' and 'must adapt.' He described the proposals as becoming 'even more important' as the city looked to rebound from the coronavirus pandemic. 'Getting the right mix of housing, culture and experiences for our residents will be what sets Newcastle apart,' he said. Meanwhile Old Eldon Square could see its layout changed with the aim of becoming a location for 'major civic and cultural events.' Ridley Place and Saville Row, both off Northumberland Street, are envisaged as areas for independent businesses and 'pop-up' food stalls. The council said that twenty million notes was 'in place' to begin the first phase of the work in summer, with the remaining thirty million knicker to be raised through grants and private funding. Residents and businesses will be be asked for their views on the proposals.
A haul of really nasty weaponry - including swords and crossbows - has been seized by The Fuzz. Officers found the stash at a home in Gatesheed whilst investigating who had ordered a package of cannabis from the USA which was intercepted by Border Force. Northumbria Police said the weapons would be 'deadly in the hands of the wrong person.' Or, indeed, the right person, for that matter. A fifty one-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of importing Class B drugs and released pending inquiries. The weapons haul also included some serious shit - air rifles, stun guns, knives and samurai swords. Mind you, dear blog reader, this is Gatesheed we're talking about.
And finally, would you like to see a stunning picture of the Northern Lights and the Milky Way over Lindisfarne, dear blog reader? Of course you would, you're only human after all.

Thursday, March 11, 2021

"I Prithee Give Me Leave To Curse Awhile"

Truth be told, dear blog reader, yer actual Keith Telly Topping is an - impotently - vexed and utterly sickened author, journalist and broadcaster right about now. What a hugely depressing week this has been. A week in which the biggest - for which read only - story that the world's media seems to want to cover involves a bunch of self-entitled multi-millionaires being, allegedly, beastly and (allegedly) racist towards a couple of other self-entitled multi-millionaires. A story which has, seemingly, fascinated to the point of obsession, America. A country which, let's remember, once fought a sodding revolution to get rid of the concept of royalty. A story which has reportedly led to a family feud involving a family which, the last time it had a feud like this (well, not the last time per se, but one of the last times) ended up with The First World War kicking-off big-style. Mind you, it was also a story which got that odious oily twat Piers Morgan's arse kicked into the gutter along with all the other turds by ITV. It was jolly hard not to roll around on the floor laughing and kicking ones legs in the air like one of the robots from the 1970s For Mash Get S.M.A.S.H adverts by the comments attributed to an ITV spokesperson concerning all this malarkey: 'Following discussions with ITV, Piers Morgan has decided now is the time to leave Good Morning Britain. ITV has accepted this decision and has nothing further to add.' And, if you Google the phrase '... don't let the door hit your arse on the way out' you'll find that very statement right at the top of the list. Meanwhile, in the country in which this bunch of self-entitled multi-millionaire clowns are - nominally - supposed to be role models, over one hundred and twenty thousand people have died from The Plague. Whilst the nobility bicker amongst themselves. In so many ways, dear blog reader, we really haven't progressed very much since the Fourteenth Century. Our priorities as a society - as a species - are shot to Hell; the world is sick and worthless and it could probably use a sodding great bomb being placed underneath it to put us all out of our misery. So, to sum up, just an average week at the Stately Telly Topping Manor Plague House, then.
This week also saw the first anniversary of the date on which the Covid-19 outbreak was, officially, declared a pandemic and, shortly afterwards, Britain entered into its initial lockdown (sequel lockdowns were, subsequently, available).
Of course, as previously noted on several occasions, the one major bonus about so many people being stuck in their collective gaffs with little to do except watch the telly and surf the Interweb for much of the last year has been the significant regular increases in the traffic involving this very blog. It's an ill-wind, dear blog reader, which blows no one any good. Allegedly.
The US Supreme Court has disposed - dismissively - with the last of now extremely former President Mister Rump's challenges to state erection procedures on Monday, utterly rejecting his appeal of lower court rulings which upheld Wisconsin's handling of mail-in ballots. Which, to be fair, was funny. The court announced the rejection without comment in a one-line order, which is its normal practice. For context, the second word in the statement was 'off'. Probably. Rump and his sordid allies have a uniformly unsuccessful record before the Supreme Court in their effort to overturn the presidential erection results in states won by President Joe Biden. In December of last year, the justices refused to take up a lawsuit filed by Texas against the battleground states of Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. The court said that Texas had demonstrated 'no legal interest' in how other states conduct their erections. The Supreme Court last month rejected two other Rump challenges to vote counting procedures in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. And, while the vote counting was still underway in November, the court declined to stop Pennsylvania from counting ballots received after erection day. Monday's action was no surprise, because if the court had intended to take any of the Rump challenges, it would have done so before Congress formally counted the Electoral College vote on 6 January, a process which was delayed by several hours by an attempted insurrection at the Capitol. You might have noticed, dear blog reader, it was on telly, in the papers and everything.
Speaking of the events of 6 January, the story of some of the more notably daft conspiring insurgents involved in the disgraceful attempts to overturn democracy continues to amuse and astonish in equal measure. This week, for example, we hsve seen the latest bleatings from Jake The Horny Shaman (who used to live with his mom ... and now lives in jail) about how he was, you know, led astray by older boys and please, judge, don't cane him. Another of those who made a big name for themselves was Richard Bigo Barnett, the Arkansas plank who gained notoriety after being pictured with his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk during the insurrection. Recently, Barnett reportedly yelled in court during a virtual hearing about the manifest unfairness of life in general and his own incarceration in particular. During the hearing, Judge Christopher Cooper of Federal District Court in Washington suggested the next court date for Bigo's case would be held on 4 May. This caused Barnett to completely lose his shit and erupt over proceedings being extended whilst he remained banged up in The Joint. 'I've been here a long time, another month? It's not fair,' Bigo was heard to wail concerning the new court date, according to NBC4. 'You're letting everyone else out ... I need help,' he squealed. Well, maybe you should've thought about that before you were pictured, grinning like a Cheshire Cat with your feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk, matey? Just a suggestion. Following the outburst, the judge called for a five-minute recess so Barnett could cool his jets. Barnett has been charged with a variety of charges including aiding and abetting, disorderly conduct in a Capitol building, parading or demonstrating in a Capitol building and theft of government property.
The Washington Post's Katie Shepherd has detailed the story of one William Robert Norwood III. According to a criminal complaint, Norwood texted a group of friends and family that he was going to attend the 6 January punch-up and 'fool police' by dressing in all black. 'I'll look just like ANTIFA,' he claimed. 'I'll get away with anything.' He allegedly followed this up with a subsequent photo showing himself holding a police vest, apparently 'acquired' during the insurrection. 'It worked,' Norwood sneered. 'I got away with things that others were shot or arrested for.' Norwood was extremely arrested last week and charged with his naughty insurrectionist ways. His story was the leading item in Aaron Blake's properly thigh-slapping Post article Thirteen Not-So-Greatest Hits From The Capitol Riot Arrest Records. Another story revealed in recent days deals with Richard Michetti, a Pennsylvania man who - allegedly - texted with his former-girlfriend about being him in the Capitol. At one point, he told that her she was 'a moron' if she didn't understand that the erection was stolen. The ex, who is identified in a ten-page Statement of Facts merely as W1, went straight to The Feds on 7 Jan and grassed Michetti up like a good'un, suggesting that he 'sent several text messages and two videos' to her whilst participating in his alleged illegal activities. The pace of arrests stemming from the Capitol insurrection has slowed in recent weeks. That's both to be expected and also a reflection of how many people made it so utterly easy to identify themselves - in many cases taking selfies or appearing in videos of the siege helpfully captured by themselves or others. The Post's Travis Andrews, for example, wrote in mid-January about some of the most brazen and ultimately foolhardy participants identified at that point. Now that the number of arrests has grown to around three hundred, the examples of rank stupidity has also grown. Amongst those that the Post's most recent expose highlighted are Kevin Loftus who, allegedly, posted a selfie from the Capitol with the caption: 'One of seven hundred inside' adding: 'That's right folks some of us are in it to win it.' He later posted to Facebook, upon seeing himself pictured among the suspects: 'I am wanted by the FBI for illegal entry' and pointing to his photo. Troy Faulkner allegedly wore a jacket from his painting company which included a phone number. Joshua Lollar allegedly posted to Facebook saying: 'Just got gassed and fought with cops. That I never thought would happen.' Within minutes, someone believed to be his sister replied: 'We cleaned off the post of you going into and inside the Capital [sic] since they plan to prosecute everyone that was in there.' A minute later, she added: 'You need to clean off your page.' He didn't and now, he hs to face the consequences. Kevin Lyons allegedly posted an Instagram photo of himself in House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office saying: 'WHOSE HOUSE?!?!? OUR HOUSE!!' He later told the FBI that he had a dream about being in the Capitol that day, before they showed him the Instagram post. 'Wow, you're pretty good. That was only up for an hour,' he said, according to court documents. He later e-mailed video of the incident, saying: 'Hello Nice FBI Lady. Here are the links to the videos.' Justin Stoll allegedly responded to someone who criticised his videos from inside the Capitol a day afterward by issuing threats, including: 'If you ever in your existence did something to jeopardize [sic] taking me away from my family, you will absolutely meet your maker. You can play that for the [prosecutor] in court, I don't care.' He is now extremely charged with making threats and witness tampering and, one suspects, very much does care about his upcoming day in court to face the music. Thomas Fee allegedly sent a selfie from the Capitol to his girlfriend's brother, who had asked if he was in Washington after seeing one of Fee's social media posts. The brother, of course, was a federal agent.
Other simple recidivists who have recently had their collars felt by Plod include Federico Klein, a former State Department aide, arrested on charges related to the storming of the Capitol and marking the first known instance of an appointee of now extremely former President Mister Rump facing criminal prosecution. Also, Isaac Sturgeon of Dillon, Montana, who was arrested by the FBI on arrival at JFK airport over the weekend after being extremely deported from Kenya where he had rushed off to following the events of 6 January. He is charged with seven counts including shoving a metal barricade into police officers.
If you're looking for some further, in depth, hilarity related to the madness of the far-right in American politics dear blog reader, Shayan Sardarizadeh's piece Why Are QAnon Believers Obsessed With 4 March? is well-worth a few moments of your time. Although, since 4 March came and went without anything even remotely interesting happening, you should probably also check out an article from Newsweek's Emily Czachor, QAnon Theorists Switch Date To 20 March After No Trump Inauguration, Call The 4th 'False Flag' for a supplementary dose of twenty-four carat comedy genius.
Still on the subject of those banged-up in The Slammer for their - alleged - naughty doings, the way in which British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell is being treated in a New York jail is 'degrading' and 'amounts to torture,' her brother has claimed. Which, if you look up 'ludicrous examples of crass, unconvincing hyperbole' on Google ... Ian Maxwell alleged that his sister was being held under 'constant surveillance' in a six by nine feet cell with no natural light and the food was 'basically inedible.' Maxwell is accused of helping the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein groom young girls, allegations which she denies. She is currently seeking bail, ahead of her trial which is due to kick-off in July. Prison officials have not commented on the conditions under which she is being held ... except to roll their eyes and mutter 'has everyone taken The Stupid Pill, or what?' Maxwell, who also has US and French citizenship, has been in jail in Brooklyn since she was arrested last July at her secluded mansion in New Hampshire. Maxwell, the daughter of the late media mogul - and crook - Robert Maxwell, was in a relationship with financier Epstein in the 1990s. She, allegedly, introduced Epstein to wealthy and powerful figures including Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew.
Images of what appears to be a hovering ship have been captured as the result of a rare optical illusion. David Morris took a photo of the ship near Falmouth in Cornwall. The BBC meteorologist David Braine said that the 'superior mirage' occurred because of 'special atmospheric conditions that bend light.' He added that the illusion is common in the Arctic, but can appear 'very rarely' in the UK during winter. Morris said he was 'stunned' after capturing the picture while looking out to sea from the hamlet of Gillan. Braine said: 'Superior mirages occur because of the weather condition known as a temperature inversion, where cold air lies close to the sea with warmer air above it. Since cold air is denser than warm air, it bends light towards the eyes of someone standing on the ground or on the coast, changing how a distant object appears. Superior mirages can produce a few different types of images - here a distant ship appears to float high above its actual position, but sometimes an object below the horizon can become visible.'
National treasure Stephen Fry has backed a campaign to transform a building in Portsmouth into a Sherlock Holmes museum. The actor, writer and presenter said that an old records office set for demolition was an 'ideal location.' But the city council's culture chief Councillor Steve Pitt said the office was 'completely unsuitable.' Holmes author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was a Portsmouth resident and some of his archives are already on display in the nearby Portsmouth Museum. About one thousand residents have signed a petition opposing plans to replace the records office with council homes, according to the Local Democracy Reporting Service. Campaigners want to put the Lancelyn Green collection, which contains about fourteen thousand pieces related to Conan Doyle and is mostly in storage, on display in the Edwardian building. Fry has narrated Sherlock Holmes audio books and appeared as Mycroft in Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. He urged Portsmouth City Council to 'seize the moment' to 'create something that will contribute hugely to the city's reputation.' He said Holmes had been a hero for 'each new generation. No-one who has studied the phenomenon would disagree when I say that this worldwide fascination, admiration and need for Sherlock will only continue to grow and grow and grow,' he added. He said 'legions of fans around the globe' would be attracted to the 'most magnificent archive of Holmesiana ever assembled.' However, Councillor Steve Pitt, cabinet member for culture, claimed the building was 'dilapidated' with a collapsing floor. 'A Conan Doyle museum is something that would be great for the city, but we need to find the right location,' he said. Councillors will debate the issue at a full council meeting next week.
Some Britons like to think they have a 'special relationship' with the US - particularly when it comes to the Royal Family (see above) - based on a common language and cultural, historical and political ties. But, according to one of the UK's most respected polling companies, there is one chasm which the English language can't always bridge and it's not The Atlantic Ocean - the British love of passive-aggressive sarcasm. In the words of YouGov, 'half of Americans would not be able to tell that a Briton is calling them an idiot.' YouGov showed a number of common British phrases, including 'with the greatest respect,' 'I'll bear it in mind' and 'you must come for dinner,' to Britons and Americans. 'While not all the phrases show a difference in transatlantic understanding, there are some statements where many Yanks are in danger of missing the serious passive aggression we Brits employ,' YouGov said. The starkest difference was in the phrase 'with the greatest respect' - which most Britons took to mean 'I think you are an idiot,' but nearly half of Americans interpreted as 'I am listening to you.'
Lou Ottens, the Dutch engineer credited with inventing the audio cassette tape, has died aged ninety four. An estimated one hundred billion cassette tapes have been sold around the world since they were introduced in the 1960s. Ottens' invention transformed the way people listened to music and there has even been a resurgence of the cassette in recent years. The engineer died in his hometown of Duizel last weekend, his family announced on Tuesday. Ottens became head of Philips' product development department in 1960, where he and his team developed the cassette tape. In 1963, it was presented at the Berlin Radio electronics fair and soon became a worldwide success. Ottens struck a deal with Philips and Sony that saw his model confirmed as the patented cassette, after a number of Japanese companies reproduced similar tapes in a number of sizes. On the fiftieth anniversary of its creation, he told Time magazine that it was a 'sensation' from day one. Ottens was also involved in the development of the compact disc and more than two hundred billion of those have been sold worldwide to date. In 1982, when Philips showed off a production CD player, Ottens said: 'From now on, the conventional record player is obsolete.' He retired four years later. When asked about his career, he said his biggest regret was that Sony and not Philips had created the cassette tape player, the Walkman. Cassette tapes have experienced an unlikely surge in popularity in recent years. A number of artists including Lady Gaga and The Killers have released their music on them.
Nicola Pagett, who died suddenly his week of a brain tumour aged sevety five, will not be forgotten by anyone who saw her on stage or screen over a career of thirty years. She was a glacial, beautiful presence in plays from Shaw to Pinter and she illuminated Upstairs, Downstairs on television in the early 1970s. She played Elizabeth Bellamy, the spoilt and self-absorbed daughter of the upscale Belgravia household in Eaton Square, who made the mistake of marrying a poet with no interest in the physical side of love. She had an affair with his publisher and conceived a child. Other amorous adventures followed before she left for New York. Other starring roles soon followed: Elizabeth Fanshawe in Frankenstein: The True Story (1973), widely considered one of the best Frankenstein adaptations; the title role in Anna Karenina, a 1977 BBC epic co-starring Eric Porter as Karenin and Stuart Wilson as Vronsky and Liz Rodenhurst in A Bit Of A Do (1989) adapted from the Yorkshire novels of David Nobbs, with David Jason and Gwen Taylor. Liz was the promiscuous, middle-class mother of the bride who started an affair with Jason's working-class Ted Simcock, father of the groom. However, her career was overshadowed by a long period of mental illness, which she wrote about in a book, Diamonds Behind My Eyes, published in 1997. Her behaviour became increasingly erratic and she developed an obsession with Alastair Campbell, Tony Blair's spokesperson, whom she bombarded with love letters. Her final stage appearance was at the National Theatre in 1995 in a revival of Joe Orton's black comedy What The Butler Saw with Richard Wilson and a young newcomer, David Tennant. Her book suggested a recovery of sorts. But it was only partial. Some days were better than others but she was nothing if not resilient. Nicola was born in Cairo, where her father, Herbert Scott, was a peripatetic Shell Oil executive who had met her mother, Barbara, in Egypt where she had been stationed with the Women's Royal Naval Service. The family travelled around - Nicola had a younger sister, Angela - and it was in the Yokohama convent school of Saint Maur in Tokyo that a seven-year-old Nicola stood on a desktop and declared she was going to be an actress. After another business posting of her father to Hong Kong, she was sent, aged twelve, to the Beehive boarding school in Bexhill-on-Sea, where her godmother, Anne Maxwell, served in loco parentis. She was just seventeen when she went to RADA in 1962. On graduating she changed her surname to Pagett, then spent several years in repertory theatres, including The Glasgow Citizens and The Connaught, Worthing, before making a London debut in A Boston Story (1968) at The Duchess Theatre, adapted by Ronald Gow from Henry James and starring Tony Britton and Dinah Sheridan. She immediately became a West End regular, employed by the producer Michael Codron in no less than three important roles opposite Alec Guinness: in John Mortimer's A Voyage Round My Father (1971) at The Haymarket; in Julian Mitchell's adaptation of Ivy Compton-Burnett's A Family & A Fortune (1975) at The Apollo - in which she met the actor/writer Graham Swannell, whom she married in 1975 - and as Jonathan Swift's muse, Stella, in Alan Strachan's 'entertainment' Yahoo, based on the life and work of the mordant Irish satirist. In all three roles her beauty was tempered with a fascinating mixture of steeliness and reserve. In 1974, she joined a remarkable season directed at The Greenwich Theatre by Jonathan Miller, in which a nucleus of four lead actors - Pagett, Irene Worth, Peter Eyre and Robert Stephens - examined the Freudian themes and links between three great classics - Hamlet, Ibsen's Ghosts and Chekhov's The Seagull. She was perfect as Ophelia, Regina the maid and the lovelorn Masha, trapped in a romantic triangle. This quality of mystery and an inner, secret life is a rare one in an actor and it really counted in the plays of Harold Pinter, most notably in a 1985 revival of Old Times, in which she played the wife of Michael Gambon's film-maker visited by their mutual friend of twenty years ago, played by Liv Ullmann. Pagett stood out, too, in Pinter's Party Time on a double bill with Mountain Language at The Almeida in 1991. Pinter directed her at The National in 1983 as Helen, a stunning and slyly provocative enchantress in The Trojan War Will Not Take Place, translated from Jean Giraudoux by Christopher Fry, so it was no surprise that she occupied the Vivien Leigh role of a not-so-kittenish Lady Teazle in John Barton's production of The School For Scandal at The Duke Of York's later that year. She was wonderful, too, as a seductive Countess in Jean Anouilh's The Rehearsal, translated by Jeremy Sams, in 1990 and offered what Michael Billington described as 'a highly intelligent study in devouring sensual rage' in David Hare's The Rules Of The Game, adapted from Pirandello and directed by Jonathan Kent in 1992. Her TV work had not dried up but was more sporadic. In Scoop (1987), a two-hour movie scripted by William Boyd, based on Evelyn Waugh's 1938 novel, she was Julia Stitch alongside Michael Maloney as the hapless war reporter William Boot and Denholm Elliott as the chaotic newspaper editor. And she starred with Peter Davison as Sonia Drysdale in Ain't Misbehavin' (1994), an under-rated comedy series of marital mishaps and alleged adultery written by Roy Clarke. A film career which began with the small role of Princess Mary in Anne Of A Thousand Days (1969), starring Richard Burton and Geneviḕve Bujold, included Roy Boulting's There's A Girl In My Soup (1970) with Peter Sellers and Goldie Hawn, Michael Blakemore's Privates On Parade (1983) with John Cleese and Denis Quilley and Mike Newell's An Awfully Big Adventure (1995), adapted by Charles Wood from Beryl Bainbridge's novel and starring Hugh Grant and Alan Rickman. After divorcing Graham in 1997, she lived alone in East Sheen - with her Persian cats - stoically dealing with her illness, making a domestic agenda of cooking and gardening and going for walks whenever she could. She is survived by her daughter, Eve, from her marriage and by her sister, Angela.
David Bailie, the South African actor known for his performances on stage, television and film has died aged eighty three. Bailie was born in Springs, South Africa in December 1937 and went to boarding school in Swaziland, before emigrating to Rhodesia with his family in 1952. His first acting experience soon after school in 1955 was an amateur production of Doctor In The House, which persuaded him he wanted to be an actor. After leaving school he worked in a bank and then for Central African Airlines. In 1960 he moved to Britain and landed his first small role in the film Flame In The Streets (1961) and then played one of the bell boys in Arthur Kopit's Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You In The Closet & I'm Feelin' So Sad (1961) with Stella Adler. He then bluffed his way into weekly repertory in Barrow-in-Furness as juvenile lead - terrified that he would be exposed as totally inexperienced. Recognising the need for training, he auditioned three times for a bursary to RADA - each time being accepted only as a fee-paying student, which he couldn't afford. He finally sent for the last of his stand-by money (two hundred smackers) he had left in Rhodesia and paid for the first term (1963). At the end of term he persuaded John Fernald to allow him free tuition for the next two years. Terry Hands was also a student at the same time, but had left a little earlier than Bailie and formed the Everyman Theatre with Peter James in Liverpool. On leaving RADA Bailie was invited to join The Everyman in 1964. Amongst other roles he played Tolen in The Knack ... And How To Get It, Becket in Murder In The Cathedral, Dion in The Great God Brown, MacDuff in Macbeth and Lucky in Waiting For Godot. After a year, he came back to London and auditioned for and was accepted by Sir Laurence Olivier joining The National Theatre. He played minor roles and also understudied Olivier in Love For Love. Hands, who had by now joined the Royal Shakespeare Company at Stratford (and later became its artistic director), invited Bailie to join them as an Associate Artist in 1965. There he portrayed Florizel opposite Judi Dench's Perdita in The Winter's Tale, Valentine in The Two Gentlemen Of Verona, The Bastard in King John, Kozanka in The Plebeians Rehearse The Uprising and Leslie in The Madness Of Lady Bright. During the early 1970s he worked with Stomu Yamashta at his Red Buddha Theatre. He was cast as the lead in Raindog, requiring him to do everything from singing and dancing, to performing Martial Arts and gymnastics - which he admitted was a demand too far. He was then cast by director Michael E Briant in 1976 to play the villainous Dask in the memorable Doctor Who serial The Robots Of Death. For personal reasons Bailie then had a long recess in his acting career. Between 1980 and 1989 he ran a furniture-making business. In 1990 he returned to acting, but soon afterwards had to have a cancer removed from his lip, which required learning to speak again. Whilst awaiting work in the acting field he busied himself with CAD design, self-training and writing computer programs and also doing health and safety work in the building industry. In the mid-1990s after playing alongside Brian Glover in The Canterbury Tales he made a comeback in the film business as Skewer in Cutthroat Island (1995), then played an English Judge in The Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc (1999) and also appeared in Gladiator (2000). Bailie's best-known work in film is the role of Cotton, the mute pirate who has his tongue cut out, so he trained his parrot to speak on his behalf in the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies. His CV also included appearances in Ransom For A Pretty Girl, The Fenn Street Gang, Adam Smith, The Regiment, The Creeping Flesh, Son Of Dracula, Play For Today, Softly Softly: Task Force, Blake's Seven, The Onedin Line and The House That Jack Built. Bailie was also a professional photographer, specialising in portrait photography from his studio in West Kensington. David had two children from his first marriage. He married his second wife, Egidija, in 2002.
The Vicar Of Dibley actor Trevor Peacock has died aged eighty nine, his agent has confirmed. The actor played the bumbling Jim Trott in the comedy series alongside Dawn French. His family said in statement: 'Trevor Peacock, actor, writer and song-writer, died aged eighty nine on the morning of 8 March from a dementia-related illness.' Peacock appeared in every episode of the BBC sitcom from 1994 to 2015. Although most famous for the long-running sitcom, Peacock was also an accomplished Shakespearean actor, starring in a number of BBC productions including Titus Andronicus, Twelfth Night and as Jack Cade in Henry VI, Part II. The actor also appeared in the 1990 movie version of Hamlet and a 2000 production of Don Quixote. He was also a successful musician and songwriter. He appeared with The Be-Atles (a popular beat combo of the 1960s, you might've heard of them) in the 1964 TV special Around The Be-Atles and wrote a number of pop hits. Peacock's songs included, most famously, 'Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter'; originally written for a TV play called The Lads in which it was sung by Tom Courtenay, a cover version by Herman's Hermits topped the US singles chart in 1965. He also wrote 'Made You' for Adam Faith, Billy Fury's 'Stick Around', The Vernon Girls hits 'You Know What I Mean' and 'Funny All Over', 'Mystery Girl' recorded by Jess Conrad, 'Gossip Calypso' (Bernard Cribbins) and 'That's What Love Will Do' and 'Nature's Time For Love' (both recorded by Joe Brown & The Bruvvers). He contributed the lyrics for the stage musical Passion Flower Hotel (music by John Barry) and for a musical based on the newspaper cartoon strip, Andy Capp (with music by Alan Price). Before his acting career took off, Peacock compered the pop show Drumbeat for the BBC, also writing scripts for Oh Boy! and The Six-Five Special. Born in Edmonton, Trevor was a fine footballer in his teenage years, having a trial for Tottenham Hotspur when he was eighteen. He also, briefly, worked as a teacher in North London. He started his TV career in the 1960s in ITV Television Playhouse, Comedy Playhouse and The Wednesday Play. He later played Rouault in Madame Bovary and Quilp in The Old Curiosity Shop. Peacock's CV also included appearances in EastEnders, Man In A Suitcase, Jonathan Creek, Between The Lines, Neverwhere, Albert!, Thick As Thieves, Edward The Seventh, The Borgias, C.A.T.S Eyes, The Riff Raff Element, The Thin Blue Line, The Smell Of Reeves & Mortimer and My Family and in 2007 appeared in the film Fred Claus, playing the father of Father Christmas. He had a long relationship with the Royal Exchange Theatre in Manchester. He also wrote a number of musicals, including Leaping Ginger (1977), Cinderella (1979), Class K (1985) and Jack & The Giant (1986). Peacock was married twice. His first marriage was to Iris Jones, from whom he was divorced. His second wife was actress Tilly Tremayne. Peacock had two sons, the actors Daniel Peacock and Harry Peacock (with whom Trevor appeared in an episode of Kingdom in 2007) and two daughters, Sally and Maudie. He lived in the village of East Coker in Somerset and was an active supporter of Yeovil Town FC. He was diagnosed with dementia in 2009 and it was reported in 2018 that he was in the advanced stages of the disease, had retired from acting and was living in a nursing home in Yeovil.