From The North...: April Skies

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

April Skies

Usually, dear blog reader, this blogger can't stand bloody tennis. But, every now and then, I dunno ... Though, it has to be said, it's geet awful when both you and your partner get an itchy arse, mid-game of doubles. Especially, if neither of you are wearing any pants.

So, you may possibly be asking yer good selves - if you're, you know, really sad - 'what' the Hell has very actual Keith Telly Topping his very self been up to since his last update?'

Well, not a lot if truth be told.

A lot of work on the Charmed DVD magazine, a few articles for Visual Imagination, one Book Club episode and several telly preview slots on the radio, getting all excited by the new seasons of Doctor Who and Life On Mars, lots of reading ... You know, the usual.

Monday night saw the latest Book Club episode which featured reviews of the following:-
David Peace - The Damned United (Faber)
Iain Banks - The Steep Approach To Garbadale (Little/Brown)
Nick Kent - The Dark Stuff: Selected Writings On Rock (Faber)
Patricia Cornwall - Black Notice (Time Warner)
Justin Langer/Steve Harmison - Ashes Frontline (Green Umbrella)
Jon Savage - Teenage: The Creation Of Youth (Random House)

Also reviewed recently:
Marybeth Hamilton - In Search Of The Blues (Jonathan Cape)
Emily McGuire - The Gospel According To Luke (Serpent's Tail)
Ricky Tomlinson - Reading, My Arse (Sphere)
Terrance Dicks - Made Of Steel (BBC Books)
Anthony Day - Will Climate Change Your Life? (Ecademy Press)
Rodric Braithwaite - Moscow 1941 (Profile Books)
Ali Dizael and Tim Phillips - Not One Of Us (Serpent's Tail)
Paul Trynka - Iggy Pop: Open Up & Bleed (Sphere)
Mark Lynas - Six Degrees: Our Future On A Hotter Planet (4th Estate)
Richard Toye - Lloyd George & Chruchill: Rivals For Greatness (MacMillan)
Kenneth O Morgan - Michael Foot: A Life (Harper/Collins)
Emily McGuire - Taming The Beast (Serpent's Tail)
Brian King - The Lying Ape (Icon Books)

To catch the latest show, go here and click on Book Club and you should be able to access it directly.

Someone was asking thi blogger recently what he'd been previewing TV-wise on Julia's afternoon show so Keith Telly Topping thought this would be an ideal opportunity to get all Asperger's-like and list the contents of the last few shows. Remember, if ever you want to catch any of the regular TV previews wot this blogger does, they're broadcast between approximately 2:10 and 2:40pm (GMT) each Thursday. If you miss a show it will be available on the Listen Again feature on Radio Newcastle's Homepage for approximately twenty four hours after the show ends - so, basically, that's from about 4pm Thursday till 4pm Friday. Simply go here click Listen Again, scroll down to The Julia Hankin Show and Keith telly Topping usually on about one hour and ten minutes in.

These are the TV shows that this blogger has previewed so far in 2007:

W/c 18 January 2007
Dancing On Ice
Time Time
Waking The Dead
Five Days
Shameless
Should I Really Give Up Flying

W/c 25 January 2007
Five Days
Timewatch: Hadrian's Wall
The Comedy Map Of Britain
Top Gear
You Don’t Know You're Born
Party Animals

W/c 1 February 2007
Bonkers
Benidorm
Lillies
Britain's Worst Weather
Rough Diamond
Dragon's Den

W/c 8 February 2007
Ugly Betty
Primeval
The British Academy Film Awards
The Verdict
Life On Mars
The Abbey
Hotel Babylon

W/c 1 March 2007
Reichenbach Falls
Time Team Special
Lewis
The Sopranos
Life On Mars
Lemur Island
Top Gear

W/c 8 March 2007
The Great Global Warming Swindle
Castaway
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Fallen Angel
Kidnapped
Desperate Housewives

W/c 15 March 2007
Comic Relief
Harry Hill's TV Burp
The Greatest Raid Of All Time
Mobile
Life On Mars
CSI

W/c 22 March 2007
The Hairy Bikers Ride Again
The Yellow House
A Class Apart
The Culture Show
The Royal
Being Ten

W/c 29 March 2007
House
Shark
Coronation Street
Doctor Who
Mobile
City Lights

Finally, a quick update on Keith Telly Topping's published work for Visual Imagination. This blogger mentioned that the latest issue of Xposé (issue one hundred and two) was already out, featuring 'season two on my, seemingly never-ending, seven year journey through the history and complexities of Bufft The Vampire Slayer.' Well, issue onehundred and three - featuring, by logical extension, my season three overview - will be available from 11 April. And, whilst this blogger knows that he promised this series of articles apart, he had said everything he was ever going to say about the show, Anthony the Wiley Editor managed to get Keith Telly Topping to write a couple of pieces for TV Zone's Special Seventy Five including what may become a rather controversial Deep Thought piece on where, exactly, the Buffy legacy goes from here. (He also wrote the Top Twelve Buffy Moments article for that issue.)

Meanwhile, the last couple of issues of TV Zone (two hundred and thirteen and two hundred and fourteen) have featured another Deep Thought article which this blogger was really rather proud of and which he may put up an unedited version here at some stage called The Cancellation Game and various reviews of Studio 60, Life On Mars and some DVDs (the first season box-set of Strangers I would particularly recommend). For details of how to obtain these titles - and others - check out Visual Imagination's webpage at this address.

Disclaimer (A Slight Return)

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This blogger's opinions on all manner of subjects, his political and spiritual beliefs, the choice of which TV shows he likes and dislikes, which newspapers and books he chooses to read and, indeed, which football team he used to have the misfortune to follow are his own and expression of them is Keith Telly Topping's right within a free and democratic society. (Which, for all of Britain's faults in other areas in 2022, it just about still is.) If you disagree with any of the opinions expressed here, then please feel free to start your own blog and say whatever is on your mind to your own dear blog readers. That is, after all, what blogs are for.

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Please remember there are, sadly, many parts of the world where citizens do not have similar liberties and who would probably love the opportunity to enjoy some of the freedoms that we in the West, all too often it would seem, take for granted.

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During 2015, this blog received three separate "take-down" notices from blogger.com regarding individual pages of From The North relating to - alleged - copyright material posted on this blog. All of which were compiled with despite an extremely unhelpful attitude from those making the requests in telling Keith Telly Topping exactly *what* they - or, specifically, a third party - wished him to remove from the page(s) in question. Therefore, please note, From The North is an entirely non-profit making blog compiled by Keith Telly Topping in his spare time. Almost all of the images used on this blog to illustrate a particular story come via Google Images. No attempt is made to infringe on anyone elses copyright - and the same goes to any links provided to You Tube. I am perfectly happy to remove any links or images from any particular page which are copyrighted (within reason, of course), but it would greatly help if I knew which one (or ones) are at issue. If you are a copyright holder and you believe that something has been posted on From The North which shouldn't be here, please contact this blogger directly via email. Keith Telly Topping is a reasonable chap - mostly - and is sure we can work something out to the mutual satisfaction of all concerned.

Who He Is & How He Came To Be

A full-time survivor, dandy highwayman, bon vivant, self-unemployed author, journalist and broadcaster Keith Telly Topping's bibliography includes over forty books on mainly pop culture subjects. He was the co-editor of two editions of The Guinness Book of Classic British TV and has written or co-written factual volumes on television series as diverse as The X-Files, Star Trek, The Avengers, 24, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, The Sweeney and Stargate SG-1 as well as music, film and literary critique. He authored four Doctor Who novels (including the award-winning The Hollow Men, with Martin Day) and a novella. His work includes two editions of the acclaimed The West Wing programme guide Inside Bartlet’s White House, A Vault Of Horror: A Book Of Eighty Great (and not-so-great) British Horror Movies, Do You Want To Know A Secret?: A Fab Anthology Of Beatles Facts and Doctor Who: The Discontinuity Guide. He was a regular contributor to numerous TV and genre magazines and was a former Contributing Editor to DreamWatch. He is widely considered to be one of Britain's foremost experts on the bewildering complexities of US network television. No, he hasn't the faintest idea why either.

Notoriously suave, articulate and a right wow with the ladies (allegedly), Keith Telly Topping was born in Newcastle Upon Tyne on the very day that his beloved (though even then unsellable) United lost three-two at home to Northampton Town. Things haven't improved much since. He was the presenter of the monthly The Book Club (2006-08) and the daily Keith Telly Topping & His Top TV Tips preview slot on BBC Newcastle (2005-2012). He contributed to the BBC television series I ♥ the 70s, Call The Cops and The Perfect Detective and has also written for Sounds, the Daily Telegraph, The Sunday Times Culture Supplement, Radio Times, TV Zone, The Doctor Who Magazine and many other publications and periodicals.

Keith Telly Topping writes, and occasionally performs stand-up, and has written radio comedy, co-wrote the stage musical comedy Monopolise! (performed at the 2011 Edinburgh Festival with Alfie Joey and Mark Deeks) and two TV pilots both of which are, currently, stuck in 'Development Hell.' A failed pop star at the age of fourteen as bass guitarist in (the never-legendary) Slime, Keith Telly Topping lives, works and occasionally sleeps on Tyneside. His interests include foreign travel, listening to bowel-shatteringly loud pop music, socialising with friends, eating in nice Chinese restaurants, watching football and cricket, reading, British horror movies of the 1960s and 70s, military, political and social history and lots of other malarkey and shenanigans too numerous to list.

Keith Telly Topping still dines out on the tale of how he and three friends once - accidentally - stalked George Harrison down pretty much the entire length of Oxford Street. True story.

A Mod's Odyssey

Keith Telly Topping is a fifty nine year old geezer. He has survived pop, power-pop, glam-rock, prog-rock, Krautrock, punk, post-punk, mod, ska, synth-pop, indie-pop, indie-rock, post-indie, neo-indie, goth, post-goth, shoegazing, soul, funk, blues, rhythm & blues, jazz-funk, jazz-fusion, house, acid-house, acid-jazz, reggae, rap, hip-hop, trip-hop, trance, Madchester, grunge, post-grunge, Britpop, dadrock, techno, hardcore, urban, jungle, drum n' bass, handbag, garage, contemporary UK R&B, glam-metal, thrash-metal, death-metal, black-metal, nu-metal, ragga, bhangra, two-step tanga and the English folk revival-revival. And then, sometime around 2007, he thought ... 'Nah, sorry, that's me done. Can I have some milky cocoa, a pair of slippers and a copy of Mojo now please?'

Yer Keith Telly Topping's Favourite TV Shows Include

In no particular order other than those that occur to me ...

Doctor Who, The West Wing, Qi, Life On Mars, Sherlock, Top Gear, Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Borgen, Lost, Our Friends In The North, The Sweeney, True Detective, Star Trek, The Avengers, The Simpsons, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, The Planets, Time Team, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Angel, The Prisoner, State of Play, Porridge, The X Files, Rutland Weekend Television, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased), Coast, Being Human, House Of Cards, Bones, The Black Adder, The Shield, Millennium (season 2 only), In The Red, 24, Ashes To Ashes, House, Monkey, The Wire, UFO, Mock The Week, [spooks], Waking The Dead, Captain Scarlet & The Mysterons, Drop The Dead Donkey, Ideal, The Rockford Files, Top Of The Pops, Rising Damp, The Blacklist, MasterChef, Department S, Luther, Grandstand, A Man Called Ironside, Lie To Me, Ripping Yarns, Jonathan Creek, Not The Nine O'Clock News, Stargate SG-1, A Bit of Fry & Laurie, I, Claudius, Columbo, The Brothers, Dad's Army, Match Of The Day, Is It Bill Bailey?, The South Bank Show, Inspector Morse, Broadchurch, The Goodies, The Invaders, Coronation Street (up to some point in the mid-80s), The Champions, Foyle's War, The Culture Show, Callan, Soccer AM, Torchwood, When The Boat Comes In, Pushing Daisies, The Morecambe & Wise Show, Sharpe, Touching Evil, Have I Got News For You?, Man In A Suitcase, Arena, Twin Peaks, Secret Army, Hawaii Five-0, Spiral, Between The Lines, Shoot, Harry Hill's TV Burp, Cosmos, The Young Ones, Washes Whiter, Danger UXB, World In Action, The Fall, The Sky At Night, The Shadow Line, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Duchess Of Duke Street, Z Cars, Pandora's Box, Wire In The Blood, Omnibus, The Omega Factor, NCIS, Absolutely, This Week, Adam Adamant Lives!, The Tube, Ace Of Wands, Kojak, The Old Grey Whistle Test, Civilisation, The Ascent Of Man, The World At War, Dave Allen At Large.

... and so on for another fourteen pages.

Comments

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