Just a quicky to inform any potential spammers of this site that if I get just one more message informing me (and, as a consequence, my readers) about where they can get, you know, a bigger dick, or spare auto-parts, or a Russian bride on the cheap, then this blogger will take great pleasure in spam-bombing you chebs back the dark ages.
Yer actual Keith Telly Topping is, as anyone who knows him will happily tell you, a pretty reasonable guy ... Most of the time. But (and, it's a damned big 'but') when someone pisses this blogger off - particularly if it's done deliberately and maliciously - then he can become really small and vicious and terrifying in his unquenchable thirst for intricate and stylised revenge upon their sorry ass(es).
Put simply, dear blog reader, yer actual Keith Telly Topping can bear grudges longer than the reign of the average Pope if he's given a reason to. There are people who caused this blogger some momentary pain in 1986 and who still haven't made it off his shit-list yet.
So, please remember, you have been warned.
Yer actual Keith Telly Topping is, as anyone who knows him will happily tell you, a pretty reasonable guy ... Most of the time. But (and, it's a damned big 'but') when someone pisses this blogger off - particularly if it's done deliberately and maliciously - then he can become really small and vicious and terrifying in his unquenchable thirst for intricate and stylised revenge upon their sorry ass(es).
Put simply, dear blog reader, yer actual Keith Telly Topping can bear grudges longer than the reign of the average Pope if he's given a reason to. There are people who caused this blogger some momentary pain in 1986 and who still haven't made it off his shit-list yet.
So, please remember, you have been warned.
